U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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