I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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