Pants 0. Shit 1.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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