god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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