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Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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