so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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