Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize
