I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Dick very happy bro
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
