a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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