FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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