No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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