so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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