I hate all girls vehemently.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She has the best kind of daddy issues
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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