Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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