u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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