a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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