Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I believe in your delicious
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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