windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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