i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
His nipple licking is glorious
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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