You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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