i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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