Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
