Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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