First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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