so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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