Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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