This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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