I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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