That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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