I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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