she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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