you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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