She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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