were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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