doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My bed smells like the plague
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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