I love black thongs
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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