im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
foreskin is a definite game changer
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Holy shit dude........stairs
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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