And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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