The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Four minutes until I can fart!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
How naked do you want me to be?
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