You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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