didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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