That's intense
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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