Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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