woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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