This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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