Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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