you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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