I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i wish my penis had a tongue
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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