You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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