hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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