how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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